Or the steel harness of the steeds of steam; All who, by skill and patience, anyhow Than theirs was never worthier knighthood made. Their honest manhood unseduced, and wage II And well for Gain if it ungrudging yields No wrong to him who tills its pleasant fields T OLIVER WENDELL HOLMES (1809-1864) HE Poet Laureate of Harvard University was a professor of anatomy in that institution for twenty-five years. Dr. Holmes chose writing as his avocation, which he pursued with considerable enthusiasm. To him Boston was the "Hub of the Universe" with Harvard as its guiding spirit. Much of his poetry was written to celebrate important events connected with her or to enliven the banquets of his class. His best known prose work, The Autocrat at the Breakfast Table, by its very title suggests superiority. The essays in this book and in those which followed it appeared first in the Atlantic Monthly and did much to give that magazine at its inception the leadership in the periodical field. When Lowell undertook the editorship of this new magazine, he made it a condition that Holmes should be the first contributor. He realized that the position and character of the professor would give an aristocratic tone to the magazine. Holmes was not, however, a teacher in his writings. He was an entertainer, whose outstanding characteristic was his humor. It is true that his humor is of the intellectual type and to a large extent conscious, but it is also nearly always appropriate and enlivening. In The Height of the Ridiculous he told how one of his poems sent his servant into an hysterical fit of laughter, which lasted ten days. "And since," he said, "I never dare to write as funny as I can." Over one hundred and thirty of his poems were written for special occasions. The Welcome to the Chicago Commercial Club, written in 1880 when the club visited Boston, is typical of these. It shows his good fellowship and prejudice tempered by his irresistible humor. LATTER-DAY WARNINGS When legislators keep the law, When banks dispense with bolts and locks, When berries-whortle, rasp, and strawGrow bigger downwards through the box, When he that selleth house or land Shows leak in roof or flaw in right,When haberdashers choose the stand Whose window hath the broadest light,— When preachers tell us all they think, When lawyers take what they would give, And doctors give what they would take,— When city fathers eat to live, Save when they fast for conscience' sake,— When one that hath a horse on sale Without a lie for every nail That holds the iron on the hoof,— When in the usual place for rips Our gloves are stitched with special care, And guarded well the whalebone tips Where first umbrellas need repair, When Cuba's weeds have quite forgot Such dimples as would hold your fist,― When publishers no longer steal, And pay for what they stole before,- 1_ Rolls through the Hoosac Tunnel's bore; 1 Till then let Cumming 2 blaze away, 3 And Miller's saints blow up the globe; But when you see that blessed day, Then order your ascension robe! WELCOME TO THE CHICAGO COMMERCIAL CLUB January 14, 1880. Chicago sounds rough to the maker of verse; If we only were licensed to say Chicagó! But Worcester and Webster won't let us, you know. No matter, we songsters must sing as we can; We can make some nice couplets with Lake Michigan, Your waters are fresh, while our harbor is salt, Our city is old and your city is new, But the railroad men tell us we're greener than you. You have seen our gilt dome, and no doubt you've been told That the orbs of the universe round it are rolled; But I'll own it to you, and I ought to know best, That this isn't quite true of all stars of the West. You'll go to Mount Auburn-we'll show you the track,- You must see-but you have seen-our old Faneuil Hall, Our churches, our school-rooms, our sample-rooms, all; And, perhaps, though the idiots must have their jokes, You have found our good people much like other folks. There are cities by rivers, by lakes, and by seas, Don't your cockerels at home-just a little, you know? But we'll crow for you now-here's a health to the boys, |