SCENE III. The same. A room in the palace. Enter the Lord Chamberlain and Lord SANDS. Sands. Though they be never so ridiculous, New customs, Nay, let 'em be unmanly, yet are follow'd. Cham. As far as I see, all the good our English A fit or two o' the face; but they are shrewd ones; To Pepin or Clotharius, they keep state so. Sands. They've all new legs, and lame ones: one would take it, That never saw 'em pace before, the spavin Or springhalt reign'd among 'em.(37) Cham. Death! my lord, Their clothes are after such a pagan cut too,(38) Enter Sir THOMAS LOVELL. What news, Sir Thomas Lovell? Lov. How now! Faith, my lord, I hear of none, but the new proclamation That's clapp'd upon the court-gate. Cham. What is't for? Lov. The reformation of our travell'd gallants, That fill the court with quarrels, talk, and tailors. Cham. I'm glad 'tis there: now I would pray our mon sieurs To think an English courtier may be wise, And never see the Louvre. Lov. They must either— For so run the conditions-leave those remnants Pertaining thereunto,-as fights and fireworks; Out of a foreign wisdom,-renouncing clean Or pack to their old playfellows: there, I take it, Sands. 'Tis time to give 'em physic, their diseases Cham. What a loss our ladies Will have of these trim vanities! Lov. Ay, marry, There will be woe indeed, lords: the sly whoresons Have got a speeding trick to lay down ladies; A French song and a fiddle has no fellow. Sands. The devil fiddle 'em! I'm glad they're going; For, sure, there's no converting of 'em: now An honest country lord, as I am, beaten A long time out of play, may bring his plain-song, This night he makes a supper, and a great one, To many lords and ladies; there will be The beauty of this kingdom, I'll assure you. Lov. That churchman bears a bounteous mind indeed, A hand as fruitful as the land that feeds us; His dews fall every where. Cham. No doubt he's noble; He had a black mouth that said other of him. Sands. He may, my lord,-'has wherewithal; in him Sparing would show a worse sin than ill doctrine: Men of his way should be most liberal; They're set here for examples. (41) Cham. True, they are so ; But few now give so great ones. My barge stays; Sands. I'm your lordship's. [Exeunt. SCENE IV. The same. The presence-chamber in York-Place. Hautboys. A small table under a state for the Cardinal, a longer table for the guests. Enter, on one side, ANNE BULLEN and divers Lords, Ladies, and Gentlewomen, as guests; on the other, enter Sir HENRY GUILDFORD. Guild. Ladies, a general welcome from his grace Salutes ye all; this night he dedicates To fair content and you: none here, he hopes, In all this noble bevy, has brought with her As far as good company, good wine, good welcome,(42) Enter Lord Chamberlain, Lord SANDS, and Sir THOMAS LOVELL. The very thought of this fair company Clapp'd wings to me. Cham. You're young, Sir Harry Guildford. Sands. Sir Thomas Lovell, had the cardinal But half my lay thoughts in him, some of these Should find a running banquet ere they rested, I think would better please 'em: by my life, They are a sweet society of fair ones. Lov. O, that your lordship were but now confessor To one or two of these! They should find easy penance. Lov. Faith, how easy? Sands. As easy as a down-bed would afford it. Cham. Sweet ladies, will it please you sit?-Sir Harry, Place you that side; I'll take the charge of this: His grace is entering.-Nay, you must not freeze; Two women plac'd together makes cold weather:My Lord Sands, you are one will keep 'em waking; Pray, sit between these ladies. By my faith, Sands. And thank your lordship.-By your leave, sweet ladies : [Seats himself between Anne Bullen and another Lady. If I chance to talk a little wild, forgive me; I had it from my father. Anne. Was he mad, sir? Sands. O, very mad, exceeding mad, in love too: But he would bite none; just as I do now, He would kiss you twenty with a breath. Cham. [Kisses her. Well said, my lord.— So, now you're fairly seated.-Gentlemen, Sands. Let me alone. For my little cure, Hautboys. Enter Cardinal WOLSEY, attended, and takes his state. Wol. Ye're welcome, my fair guests: that noble lady, Or gentleman, that is not freely merry, Is not my friend: this, to confirm my welcome; And to you all, good health. Sands. [Drinks. Let me have such a bowl may hold my thanks, And save me so much talking. Wol. My Lord Sands, I am beholding to you: cheer your neighbours. Ladies, you are not merry :-gentlemen, Whose fault is this? Sands. The red wine first must rise In their fair cheeks, my lord; then we shall have 'em Talk us to silence. Anne. My Lord Sands. Sands. You're a merry gamester, Yes, if I make(43) my play. Here's to your ladyship: and pledge it, madam, Anne. You cannot show me. Sands. I told your grace they would talk anon. Wol. [Drum and trumpets, and chambers discharged, within. Cham. Look out there, some of ye. Wol What's that? [Exit a Servant. What warlike voice, And to what end, is this ?-Nay, ladies, fear not ; Cham. How now! what is't? Serv. Re-enter Servant. A noble troop of strangers, For so they scem: they've left their barge, and landed ; From foreign princes. Wol. Good lord chamberlain, Go, give 'em welcome; you can speak the French tongue; Shall shine at full upon them.-Some attend him. [Exit Chamberlain, attended. All rise, and the You've now a broken banquet; but we'll mend it. I shower a welcome on ye;-welcome all. Hautboys. Enter the King and others, as masquers, habited like shepherds, ushered by the Lord Chamberlain. They pass directly before the Cardinal, and gracefully salute him. A noble company! what are their pleasures? Cham. Because they speak no English, thus they pray'd me(44) To tell your grace,-that, having heard by fame. This night to meet here, they could do no less, |