A Pound of Brains1908 |
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... cent yellow - covered novel , filled with blood and thunder , to the costly encyclopedia that has been compiled by the braini- est writers . Each and all have overlooked the common and everyday life . Ninety per cent of the 7 INTRODUCTION .
... cent yellow - covered novel , filled with blood and thunder , to the costly encyclopedia that has been compiled by the braini- est writers . Each and all have overlooked the common and everyday life . Ninety per cent of the 7 INTRODUCTION .
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George M Fadner. common and everyday life . Ninety per cent of the books that are written are novels , which proves my contention that only ten per cent of the people are strictly honest ; the balance are questionable storage eggs ...
George M Fadner. common and everyday life . Ninety per cent of the books that are written are novels , which proves my contention that only ten per cent of the people are strictly honest ; the balance are questionable storage eggs ...
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... cents per pound and calves ' brains at thirty cents ; but when you buy human brains mixed with horse sense , they will cost you more money . The 1908 Brains which I am putting upon the market are wrapped up in pound packages of sixteen ...
... cents per pound and calves ' brains at thirty cents ; but when you buy human brains mixed with horse sense , they will cost you more money . The 1908 Brains which I am putting upon the market are wrapped up in pound packages of sixteen ...
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... cent each , and the contents less than nothing , at $ 1.00 per bottle he expected to clean up a net profit of $ 60,000,000 . The proposition looked flattering , and he sold plenty of stock , but as his clients had no money with which to ...
... cent each , and the contents less than nothing , at $ 1.00 per bottle he expected to clean up a net profit of $ 60,000,000 . The proposition looked flattering , and he sold plenty of stock , but as his clients had no money with which to ...
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... cents . Then , when you go into the dense forest to catch fish , instead of allowing the mosquitoes to eat you up , leaving great lumps on your neck , face and hands as large as walnuts , moisten the sponge and smear it over your neck ...
... cents . Then , when you go into the dense forest to catch fish , instead of allowing the mosquitoes to eat you up , leaving great lumps on your neck , face and hands as large as walnuts , moisten the sponge and smear it over your neck ...
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A Pound of Brains: Thirty Years' Observation of Horse Sense (1908) George M. Fadner No preview available - 2008 |
A Pound of Brains: Thirty Years' Observation of Horse Sense (1908) George M. Fadner No preview available - 2008 |
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Page 411 - Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! — For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And the grave is not its goal; Dust thou art, to dust returnest, Was not spoken of the soul.
Page 15 - I the LORD thy God am a jealous God, visiting the iniquity of the fathers upon the children unto the third and fourth generation of them that hate me ; and shewing mercy unto thousands of them that love me, and keep my commandments.
Page 15 - Thou shalt have no other gods before me. Thou shalt not make unto thee any graven image, or any likeness of any thing that is in heaven above, or that is in the earth beneath, or that is in the water under the earth : thou shalt not bow down thyself to them, nor serve them...
Page 83 - Master of human destinies am I. Fame, love and fortune on my footsteps wait; Cities and fields I walk; I penetrate Deserts and seas remote, and, passing by Hovel and mart and palace, soon or late I knock, unbidden, once at every gate. If sleeping, wake. If feasting, rise before I turn away. It is the hour of fate...
Page 34 - For men are prone to go it blind Along the calf-paths of the mind, And work away from sun to sun To do what other men have done. They follow in the beaten track, And out and in, and forth and back, And still their devious course pursue. To keep the path that others do.
Page 16 - Thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's house, thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's wife, nor his man-servant, nor his maid-servant, nor his ox, nor his ass, nor any thing that is thy neighbor's.
Page 412 - Lives of great men all remind us We can make our lives sublime, And, departing, leave behind us Footprints on the sands of time ; Footprints, that perhaps another, Sailing o'er life's solemn main, A forlorn and shipwrecked brother, Seeing, shall take heart again.
Page 33 - Since then two hundred years have fled, And, I infer, the calf is dead. But still he left behind his trail, And thereby hangs my moral tale. The trail was taken up next day By a lone dog that passed that way; And then a wise bell-wether sheep Pursued the trail o'er vale and steep. And drew the flock behind him, too, As good bell-wethers always do.
Page 18 - If you would know the value of money, go and try to borrow some; for he that goes a borrowing goes a sorrowing...
Page 411 - In the world's broad field of battle, In the bivouac of Life, Be not like dumb, driven cattle ! Be a hero in the strife...