Humorous Hits and how to Hold an Audience: A Collection of Short Selections, Stories, and Sketches for All OccasionsFunk & Wagnalls, 1908 - 334 pages In preparing this volume the author has been guided by his own platform experience extending over twelve years. During that time he has given hundreds of public recitals before audiences of almost every description, and in all parts of the country. It may not be considered presumptuous, therefore, for him to offer some practical suggestions on the art of entertaining and holding an audience, and to indicate certain selections which he has found have in themselves the elements of success. The "encore fiend," as he is sometimes called, is so ubiquitous and insistent that no speaker or reader can afford to ignore him, and, indeed, must prepare for him in advance. To find material that will satisfy him in one or in a dozen of the ordinary books of selections is an almost impossible task. It is only too obvious that many compilations of the kind are put together by persons who have had little or no practical platform experience. In an attempt to remedy this defect this volume has been prepared. |
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... stand- ing before an audience , while not as elaborate and detailed as found in a regular manual of elocution , will be of prac- tical benefit to those who can not conveniently command the services of a personal instructor . The author ...
... stand- ing before an audience , while not as elaborate and detailed as found in a regular manual of elocution , will be of prac- tical benefit to those who can not conveniently command the services of a personal instructor . The author ...
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... stand the strain that is so often incor- rectly put upon the muscles of the throat . Aim at a for- ward tone ; that is , send your voice out to some distant object , imaginary or otherwise , without unduly elevating the pitch . The ...
... stand the strain that is so often incor- rectly put upon the muscles of the throat . Aim at a for- ward tone ; that is , send your voice out to some distant object , imaginary or otherwise , without unduly elevating the pitch . The ...
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... his audience . The correct standing position is to have one foot slightly in advance of the other . The taller the person , the broader should be the base or width between the feet . 12 HUMOROUS HITS GESTURE AND ACTION.
... his audience . The correct standing position is to have one foot slightly in advance of the other . The taller the person , the broader should be the base or width between the feet . 12 HUMOROUS HITS GESTURE AND ACTION.
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... stand , coat , hat , gloves , letters , etc. , see that everything is provided and in its place before the time set for your appearance . Success often depends upon the judicious choice of se- lections for the occasion . What will be ...
... stand , coat , hat , gloves , letters , etc. , see that everything is provided and in its place before the time set for your appearance . Success often depends upon the judicious choice of se- lections for the occasion . What will be ...
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... stand right here And let it beat me ! ' Ll ding my melts ! I got no gumption , ner nothin ' else ! Ticket - agent's a dad - burned bore ! - Sell you a ticket's all they keer ! - Ticket - agents ort to all be Prosecuted - and that's jes ...
... stand right here And let it beat me ! ' Ll ding my melts ! I got no gumption , ner nothin ' else ! Ticket - agent's a dad - burned bore ! - Sell you a ticket's all they keer ! - Ticket - agents ort to all be Prosecuted - and that's jes ...
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