The World's Best Humorous Anecdotes: Wit and Repartee Selected from Many Sources and Arranged TopicallyGeorge H. Doran Company, 1923 - 261 pages |
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... ERRORS 112 117 119 120 · 123 123 · 125 125 127 129 EVASION 130 • EVOLUTION EXAGGERATION 131 131 FARMERS FASHIONS 132 134 FATNESS FEAR 136 136 PAGE FIGHTING FISHING FLIMSINESS FOOTBALL FORTUNE TELLING FRENCH HUMOR 137 viii CONTENTS.
... ERRORS 112 117 119 120 · 123 123 · 125 125 127 129 EVASION 130 • EVOLUTION EXAGGERATION 131 131 FARMERS FASHIONS 132 134 FATNESS FEAR 136 136 PAGE FIGHTING FISHING FLIMSINESS FOOTBALL FORTUNE TELLING FRENCH HUMOR 137 viii CONTENTS.
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... farmer friend : " Thursday we autoed to the country club and golfed till dark , then trolleyed back to town and danced till morning . " The farmer " got back " in this language : " I've been havin ' some time myself . Wednesday I muled ...
... farmer friend : " Thursday we autoed to the country club and golfed till dark , then trolleyed back to town and danced till morning . " The farmer " got back " in this language : " I've been havin ' some time myself . Wednesday I muled ...
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... farmer sold 1,470 bushels of wheat at $ 3.17 a bushel , what would he get ? " Boy- " An automobile . ” — American Boy . TAKING LIBERTIES He " Did you see those motors skid ? " She " How dare you call me that ! " - London Opinion . THE ...
... farmer sold 1,470 bushels of wheat at $ 3.17 a bushel , what would he get ? " Boy- " An automobile . ” — American Boy . TAKING LIBERTIES He " Did you see those motors skid ? " She " How dare you call me that ! " - London Opinion . THE ...
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... farmer who , after having driven a lot of hogs to Greenwich , sold them for precisely what had been offered him before he left home . " You haven't made much by bringing your hogs here , " remarked the man . " Well , no , " replied the ...
... farmer who , after having driven a lot of hogs to Greenwich , sold them for precisely what had been offered him before he left home . " You haven't made much by bringing your hogs here , " remarked the man . " Well , no , " replied the ...
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... farmer's hut and demanded that the farmer should take him to his headquarters . The farmer calmly refused . The hunter then asked him if he knew he was addressing the Prince of Wales . The farmer an- swered he " didn't give a ...
... farmer's hut and demanded that the farmer should take him to his headquarters . The farmer calmly refused . The hunter then asked him if he knew he was addressing the Prince of Wales . The farmer an- swered he " didn't give a ...
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Page 212 - Now Philip was of Bethsaida, the city of Andrew and Peter. 45 Philip findeth Nathanael, and saith unto him, We have found him, of whom Moses in the law, and the prophets, did write, Jesus of Nazareth, the son of Joseph. 46 And Nathanael said unto him, Can there any good thing come out of Nazareth ? Philip saith unto him, Come and see.
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Page 137 - Is that true?" asked the judge, turning to the man with the mussed-up face. "Sure, it's true," said the accuser. "I called him a liar because he is one, and I can prove it.
Page 232 - He can take a short course; it all depends on what you want to make of him. When God wants to make an oak he takes a hundred years, but he takes only two months to make a squash.
Page 275 - An English lord, who had just arrived from England, was talking to an American Boy Scout. "My grandfather," he said, "was a very great man. One day Queen Victoria touched his shoulder with a sword and made him a lord." "Aw, that's nothin'," the Boy Scout replied. "One day Red Wing, an Indian, touched my grandfather on the head with a tomahawk and made him an angel.
Page 239 - Owing to my ill health, I will sell at my residence, in township 19, range 18, according to the government survey, one plush raspberry cow, aged 8 years. She is of undoubted courage and gives milk frequently. To a man who does not fear death in any form she would be a great boon. She is very much attached to her present home with a stay chain, but she will be sold to any one who agrees to treat her right.
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