Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 62
... money myself . Why not make your note for five hundred , and you and I will split it ? " This they did . And to - day the note is in the Riggs Bank- unpaid . BOSSES The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the 62 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... money myself . Why not make your note for five hundred , and you and I will split it ? " This they did . And to - day the note is in the Riggs Bank- unpaid . BOSSES The insurance agent climbed the steps and rang the 62 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 63
... boss of the house , " replied the insurance agent . " Are you the boss ? " " No , " meekly returned the man who came to the door ; " I'm only the husband of the boss . Step in , I'll call the boss . " The insurance agent took a seat in ...
... boss of the house , " replied the insurance agent . " Are you the boss ? " " No , " meekly returned the man who came to the door ; " I'm only the husband of the boss . Step in , I'll call the boss . " The insurance agent took a seat in ...
Page 71
... boss ! " BUSINESS ETHICS " Johnny , " said his teacher , " if coal is selling at $ 6 a ton and you pay your dealer $ 24 how many tons will he bring you ? " " A little over three tons , ma'am , " said Johnny promptly . " Why , Johnny ...
... boss ! " BUSINESS ETHICS " Johnny , " said his teacher , " if coal is selling at $ 6 a ton and you pay your dealer $ 24 how many tons will he bring you ? " " A little over three tons , ma'am , " said Johnny promptly . " Why , Johnny ...
Page 85
... Boss , " Dobson replied , " Ah burns wood . " A man hurried into a quick - lunch restaurant recently and called to the waiter : " Give me a ham sandwich . " “ Yes , sir , ” said the waiter , reaching for the sandwich ; " will you eat it ...
... Boss , " Dobson replied , " Ah burns wood . " A man hurried into a quick - lunch restaurant recently and called to the waiter : " Give me a ham sandwich . " “ Yes , sir , ” said the waiter , reaching for the sandwich ; " will you eat it ...
Page 107
... Boss " There's $ 10 gone from my cash drawer , Johnny ; you and I were the only people who had keys to that drawer . " Office Boy- " Well , s'pose we each pay $ 5 and say no more about it . " CONFESSIONS " You say Garston made a ...
... Boss " There's $ 10 gone from my cash drawer , Johnny ; you and I were the only people who had keys to that drawer . " Office Boy- " Well , s'pose we each pay $ 5 and say no more about it . " CONFESSIONS " You say Garston made a ...
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