Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 66
... daughter . The negro solemnly opened the door and called out , " Thrupence ! " Dr. Abernethy , the famous Scotch surgeon , was a man of few words , but he once met his match -- in a woman . She called at his office in Edinburgh , one ...
... daughter . The negro solemnly opened the door and called out , " Thrupence ! " Dr. Abernethy , the famous Scotch surgeon , was a man of few words , but he once met his match -- in a woman . She called at his office in Edinburgh , one ...
Page 73
... only pays $ 250 a year salary , an ' I didn't see no sense in paying $ 900 out to get the office , so I bought a little truck farm instead . " The little daughter of a Democratic candidate for a local TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 733.
... only pays $ 250 a year salary , an ' I didn't see no sense in paying $ 900 out to get the office , so I bought a little truck farm instead . " The little daughter of a Democratic candidate for a local TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 733.
Page 74
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. The little daughter of a Democratic candidate for a local office in Saratoga County , New York , when told that her father had got ... daughter of a Democratic candidate for a local ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. The little daughter of a Democratic candidate for a local office in Saratoga County , New York , when told that her father had got ... daughter of a Democratic candidate for a local ...
Page 91
... daughter of a clergyman was ailing one night and was put to bed early . As her mother was about to leave her she called her back . " Mamma , " she said , " I want to see my papa . " " No , dear , " her mother replied , " your papa is ...
... daughter of a clergyman was ailing one night and was put to bed early . As her mother was about to leave her she called her back . " Mamma , " she said , " I want to see my papa . " " No , dear , " her mother replied , " your papa is ...
Page 102
... daughter's brothers have called frequently during the winter to take her driving and sleighing , while your eldest son escorted her to the theater at least twice a week . Unusually nice brothers they are . " The world's great men have ...
... daughter's brothers have called frequently during the winter to take her driving and sleighing , while your eldest son escorted her to the theater at least twice a week . Unusually nice brothers they are . " The world's great men have ...
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