Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... practice of economy . His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it ΙΟ TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... practice of economy . His reply staggered her : " Dear Grandma , " it ran , " thank you for your kind letter of advice . I have sold the same for five pounds . " Many receive advice , only the wise profit by it ΙΟ TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
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... dear ! I'd forgotten myself entirely ! ' ALIBI " > A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately col- lided with another vehicle . While a policeman was taking down the ...
... dear ! I'd forgotten myself entirely ! ' ALIBI " > A party of Manila army women were returning in an auto from a suburban excursion when the driver unfortunately col- lided with another vehicle . While a policeman was taking down the ...
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... dear old factory than learning to pronounce the names of the old masters in my picture - gallery . " CRITIC " By George , old chap , when I look at one of your paintings I stand and wonder- ARTIST " How I do it ? " CRITIC " No ; why you ...
... dear old factory than learning to pronounce the names of the old masters in my picture - gallery . " CRITIC " By George , old chap , when I look at one of your paintings I stand and wonder- ARTIST " How I do it ? " CRITIC " No ; why you ...
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... dear Oscar , " was the rejoinder , " you will ! ” THE AUTHOR “ Would you advise me to get out a small edi- tion ? " THE PUBLISHER " Yes , the smaller the better . The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five centuries the more ...
... dear Oscar , " was the rejoinder , " you will ! ” THE AUTHOR “ Would you advise me to get out a small edi- tion ? " THE PUBLISHER " Yes , the smaller the better . The more scarce a book is at the end of four or five centuries the more ...
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... dear , " said the aviator , " that's Lake Erie . " AVIATOR ( to young assistant , who has begun to be fright- ened ) - " Well , what do you want now ? ASSISTANT ( whimpering ) — " I want the earth . " - Abbie C. Dixon . When Claude ...
... dear , " said the aviator , " that's Lake Erie . " AVIATOR ( to young assistant , who has begun to be fright- ened ) - " Well , what do you want now ? ASSISTANT ( whimpering ) — " I want the earth . " - Abbie C. Dixon . When Claude ...
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