Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... little son came to the house crying lustily . On being asked what the matter was , he said that the load of hay had ... boy . But the preacher assured him that he would fix it all right with his father , and urged him to take dinner before ...
... little son came to the house crying lustily . On being asked what the matter was , he said that the load of hay had ... boy . But the preacher assured him that he would fix it all right with his father , and urged him to take dinner before ...
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... a young man who was in love with a rich and beautiful girl . It appears that one afternoon she informed the young man ... small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car with his mother , when they were ...
... a young man who was in love with a rich and beautiful girl . It appears that one afternoon she informed the young man ... small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car with his mother , when they were ...
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... little boy looks . " “ Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and ... small New Jersey town . That night , though there was no furore or general uprising of the audience , there was ...
... little boy looks . " “ Ah , you should never judge from appearances . He's got a gumboil on one side of his face and ... small New Jersey town . That night , though there was no furore or general uprising of the audience , there was ...
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... little boy can tell me the difference between the ' quick ' and the ' dead ? " asked the Sunday - school teacher . Willie waved his hand frantically . " Well , Willie ? " " Please , ma'am , the ' quick ' are the ones that get out of the ...
... little boy can tell me the difference between the ' quick ' and the ' dead ? " asked the Sunday - school teacher . Willie waved his hand frantically . " Well , Willie ? " " Please , ma'am , the ' quick ' are the ones that get out of the ...
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... little you reformers understand local conditions . I've purty nigh paid off a mortgage with the money I made haulin ' automobiles out o ' that mud - hole . " The old lady from the country and her small ... boy , who remained composedly in the ...
... little you reformers understand local conditions . I've purty nigh paid off a mortgage with the money I made haulin ' automobiles out o ' that mud - hole . " The old lady from the country and her small ... boy , who remained composedly in the ...
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