Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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... child , pointing to a shopper exclaimed , " Oh , mother , that lady lives the same place we do . I just heard her say ... little while he brought back the book to the librarian and said : " This book does not give me what I require ; I ...
... child , pointing to a shopper exclaimed , " Oh , mother , that lady lives the same place we do . I just heard her say ... little while he brought back the book to the librarian and said : " This book does not give me what I require ; I ...
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... girl ! " THE PARSON ( about to improve the golden hour ) — “ When a man ... a young man who was in love with a rich and beautiful girl . It appears that ... small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car ...
... girl ! " THE PARSON ( about to improve the golden hour ) — “ When a man ... a young man who was in love with a rich and beautiful girl . It appears that ... small boy who had recently passed his fifth birthday was riding in a suburban car ...
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... socks and a pack of playing cards . " BALDNESS One mother who still considers Marcel waves as the most fashionable way of dressing the hair was at work on the job . Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 41.
... socks and a pack of playing cards . " BALDNESS One mother who still considers Marcel waves as the most fashionable way of dressing the hair was at work on the job . Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched TOASTER'S HANDBOOK 41.
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Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched on her father's lap , watching her mother . Every once in a while the baby fingers would slide over the smooth and glossy pate which ...
Jokes, Stories, and Quotations Harold Workman Williams. Her little eight - year - old girl was crouched on her father's lap , watching her mother . Every once in a while the baby fingers would slide over the smooth and glossy pate which ...
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... girl ! " " My friend , that is the most beautiful girl in this town . " " That may be . But she obstructs my view of ... little boys who stay away from school to play baseball ? " asked Miss Cheney . " Yessum , " replied the lad promptly ...
... girl ! " " My friend , that is the most beautiful girl in this town . " " That may be . But she obstructs my view of ... little boys who stay away from school to play baseball ? " asked Miss Cheney . " Yessum , " replied the lad promptly ...
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