Toaster's Handbook: Jokes, Stories, and QuotationsHarold Workman Williams H.W. Wilson, 1916 - 483 pages |
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Page 174
... suffragette . Artificial perspiration is the way to make a person alive when they are only just dead . A night watchman is a man employed to sleep in the open air . The tides are caused by the sun drawing the water out and the moon ...
... suffragette . Artificial perspiration is the way to make a person alive when they are only just dead . A night watchman is a man employed to sleep in the open air . The tides are caused by the sun drawing the water out and the moon ...
Page 286
... Suffragettes . MILITARY DISCIPLINE Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry . He could not ride at all , and by ill luck was given one of the most vicious horses in the troop . " Remember , " said the sergeant , " no 286 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
... Suffragettes . MILITARY DISCIPLINE Murphy was a new recruit in the cavalry . He could not ride at all , and by ill luck was given one of the most vicious horses in the troop . " Remember , " said the sergeant , " no 286 TOASTER'S HANDBOOK.
Page 421
... suffragette an ' have t ' eat Battle Creek breakfasts . - Abe Martin . FIRST ENGLISHMAN- " Why do you allow your wife to be a militant suffragette ? " SECOND ENGLISHMAN- " When she's busy wrecking things outside we have comparative ...
... suffragette an ' have t ' eat Battle Creek breakfasts . - Abe Martin . FIRST ENGLISHMAN- " Why do you allow your wife to be a militant suffragette ? " SECOND ENGLISHMAN- " When she's busy wrecking things outside we have comparative ...
Page 422
... suffragette meeting the other night . Were his plans carried out ? " DILL " No , Jake was . ” — Life . SLASHER " Been in a fight ? " MASHER “ No. I tried to flirt with a pretty suffragette . ” -Judge . " What sort of a ticket does your ...
... suffragette meeting the other night . Were his plans carried out ? " DILL " No , Jake was . ” — Life . SLASHER " Been in a fight ? " MASHER “ No. I tried to flirt with a pretty suffragette . ” -Judge . " What sort of a ticket does your ...
Page 458
... suffragette lecturer , " I admit that wom- en are vain and men are not . There are a thousand proofs that this is so . Why , the necktie of the handsomest man in the room is even now up the back of his collar . " There were six men ...
... suffragette lecturer , " I admit that wom- en are vain and men are not . There are a thousand proofs that this is so . Why , the necktie of the handsomest man in the room is even now up the back of his collar . " There were six men ...
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