[The Rinaldo at sea-gale terrible—the Ambassadors and Secretaries rolling on the deck. FIRST SECRETARY. Steward, I say! be quick, and bring a basin. SLIDELL. Two, and- O Lord! make haste for me and Mason! SECOND SECRETARY. Rebellion's working upward-pray bring three. FIRST SECRETARY. Bring four-bring four-oh! what a horrid sea! THE MASON AND SLIDELL CASE. Respectfully dedicated to Mr. Bigelow, of the "Bigelow Papers." OIN' abroad to sell your country, GOIN Was you, gentlemen? Do tell! My! 'Twas something of a "sell." Folks that do sich dirty business, Reckon we're a leetle smarter Than they took us for afore; Anyhow, my boys, we've nabbed 'em! Show 'em in an' shet the door. 'Tis n't jest the kind o' quarters They'd 'ave chose, I tell you what; Never mind, they're very welcomeJest as lives they'd stay as not. Give 'em bread and water plenty, Wonder ef it ever strikes 'em How their fathers fought an' bled, Settin' up the glorious Union They're a knockin' in the head. Reckon 't must be quite refreshin', Well, they say the world's progressin' ; I'm not over-'cute in guessin', Pretty nigh the bone you're after, Messrs. Mason and Slidell. It's "no go," depend upon it. You can't come it quite-cause why? Stranger, when yer suit of homespun Mr. M., it is said, has worn for a year or two past "a coarse suit of gray clothing, claimed to be home-spun in Virginia, as Didn't think you'd come to this now, Did you And, for two, you're mighty mad! Never mind, my boys, we've got 'em, Knock it into pi, and see What a mighty power and plucky Lays in those two words: "BE FREE!" Mr. President, your pardon, But to me it's plaguey clear, Ef we'd meet 'em with that weapon, 'Tan't no use to treat 'em tender; Ef they call their black folks cattle, indicative of his extreme Southern views, but which was covered all over with Connecticut buttons. That's the talk; it's no use wastin' Ef we shirk it he'll decide. DEATH OF THE LINCOLN DESPOTISM. "TW AIR-Root, Hog, or Die. WAS out upon 'mid ocean that the San Jacinto hailed An English neutral vessel, while on her course she sailed; Then sent her traitor Fairfax, to board her with his crew, And beard the "British lion" with his "Yankeedoodle-doo." |