HEEDLESSNESS, OR THE CONCEITED LITTLE GRASS HOPPER. There was a little grasshopper And, as he never looked ahead, His mother said to him one day, Depised his wise old mother, He hurried off across the fields- He struggled hard to reach the bank- MORAL. Good little boys and girls, heed well SELECTIONS FOR THE YOUNG FOLKS. COLUMBIA'S UNION PARTY.-From the School Festival. COLUMBIA. UNCLE SAM. CHARACTERS: BROTHER JONATHAN. THE THIRTY-SEVEN STATES. [COLUMBIA dressed in national colors; UNCLE SAM in Continental uniform; BROTHER JONATHAN as an old-time Yankee; each STATE wears a circlet, with the initials of her name. STATE characteristics should be represented as far as possible in the dress of each state; thus, MICHIGAN should have copper chains and other ornaments; NEVADA, of silver; CALIFORNIA, of gold; DELAWARE may be in Swedish dress. The stage should be adorned with flags, stars, and shields. COLUMBIA must have a raised central seat, and there should be a table for receiving the gifts. DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA should receive and arrange them.] Enter UNCLE SAM. Columbia. Uncle Sam! welcome to my Union party. Uncle Sam. Thanks, fair Columbia; hope you're well and hearty. Col. Quite well, good uncle; I'm rejoiced you're here— It will be such support to have you near. Enter BROTHER JONATHAN. And Brother Jonathan I hope to see Brother Jonathan. Wal, neow, Columby, shake hands; here I be. How big a party will ye have, d'ye s'pose? And will the young folks poke fun at my clothes? Col. No, no, dear brother—not one bit of danger; Our days are as the grass-like sands they pass! Enter DISTRICT OF COLUMBIA. Col. Oh! 'tis my little District; she's so near, She is the very first one to appear. Enter New England States; UNCLE SAM receives them, and presents them to COLUMBIA; each salutes her, kisses her hand, and then is placed on one side of COLUMBIA. Maine. I touch this sacred hand with loving lips. Receive from me a model of my ships. New Hampshire. I bring a sceptre that a king might own, Made from free pines from our Mount Washington. Vermont. And I a crown-wreath fit to deck a queen, Made by Green Mountain girls, of laurels green. Massachusetts. I bring you fabrics rich, of varied stock, From hills and vales that end at Plymouth Rock. Bro. J. (aside). Old Massachusetts never went out yet But what she bragged on Plymouth Rock, you bet. Connecticut. I bring my fair, pure laws to show to you; Mother Columbia, see, they are not “Blue!” Rhode Island. I'm little Rhody, and I bring you this: Mother Columbia, bend and take a kiss. Col. By-and-by, daughters, we will talk some more. Hark! Jonathan, pray don't neglect the door. Bro. J. Yes, yes, Columby, I'll 'tend; don't you worry. I'll see who's thumpin' out there, in a hurry. Enter NEW YORK: UNCLE SAM presents her. Uncle S. This is New York, the grand, proud Empire State. New York. I came alone, because I have no mate! Bro. J. You jest hold on, and give the West fair chance, And Illinois will jine ye in the dance. Uncle S. "Hold on" New York ne'er does, but Illinois May catch up, if she can-she has her choice. Bro. J. Wal, here's New Jersey, fit to stand beside her, With, sure's you live, a jug of Newark cider! Pennsylvania. And I, Penn's Keystone State, with loyal soul, Offer Columbia samples of my coal. Bro. J. Wal, neow, I dew declare, Ef here don't come eour little Delaware! Col. My eldest daughter, and my little pet, Maryland. I bring a heavy offering in my hand: "Tis useful iron ore, from Maryland. Bro. J. Neow, ra'ally, Columby, that ain't badNo knowin' how soon you'll need an iron-clad. East and West Virginia. We went where sad Mount Ver non's willow weeps, To bring thee flowers from where thy hero sleeps. One memory, one love, almost one name. Uncle S. See, for thy blessing three now bend and wait: Georgia, "Palmetto," and the "Old North State." Georgia. I've sweet potatoes, best the South can yield. North and South Carolina. We've rice and cotton from sea-isle and field. Mississippi and Alabama. More cotton from the Gulf's rich shores we bring; Thine is the cotton, though the cotton's king. Florida. I offer garlands from the land of flowers, Culled in my lowland swamps and live-oak bowers. Bro. J. Wal, I remember when them beowers was holes To hide away the skulkin' Seminoles; K And when the harnsome flowers you had were fewer'n Louisiana. Wrought in fit forms Columbia's lips to greet, We bring bright samples of our sugars sweet. Bro. J. (in a whisper). Neow, Rhody, since you're standin' in there handy, You jest neow, on the sly, pass reound that candy! Cal. Receive these chains of gold; this golden ore. we bestow, Our flocks and herds that loudly bleat and low. Bro. J. Neow, Uncle Sam, you've got to help 'tend door, Here's Western gals comin', half a score. To laugh at me they'll to each other beckon- Col. And, Jonathan, I'm sure it is small loss know. Bro. J. Here's Tennessee, with old Kentuck to back her. Tennessee and Kentucky. Take, if perchance you choose, some fine tobacco. [brook it? Col. (angrily). What! if I chew! What insult! Shall I Bro. J. Wal, no; I'd "put it in my pipe and smoke it.” Uncle S. They only meant, Columbia, did you choose To see their product men will have and use. Col. My children, your old mother made mistake; Give me your hand-receive a cordial shake. |