Wee, sleekit, cow'rin', tim'rous beastie, Wi' bickering brattle; I wad be laith to rin and chase thee I'm truly sorry man's dominion And justifies that ill opinion Which makes thee startle At me, thy poor earth-born companion, I doubt na, whyles, but thou may thieve; 'S a sma' request: I'll get a blessin' wi' the laive, Thy wee bit housie, too, in ruin, And bleak December's winds ensuin', Thou saw the fields laid bare and waste, And weary winter comin' fast, And cozie here, beneath the blast, Thou thought to dwell, Till, crash! the cruel coulter passed Out through thy cell. That wee bit heap o' leaves and stibble To thole the winter's sleety dribble, But, Mousie, thou art no thy lane, And lea'e us nought but grief and pain Still thou art bless'd compared wi' me; But, och! I backward cast my e'e And forward, though I canna see, THE MISER'S DEATH. OSBORNE. Note.-In France, during the year 1762, a miser by the name of Foscue, having amassed enormous wealth by extortion and parsimony, was requested by the government to advance a sum of money as a loan. The miser refused, pretending that he was poor. In order to hide his money, he dug a deep cellar under his hut, the descent to which was by a ladder. To the trap-door above he attached a spring-lock. He entered, one day, to gloat over his gold; the trap-door fell, the spring-lock snapped, and he died miserably. So, so! all safe! Come forth, my pretty sparklers! Can see you here. They wanted me, forsooth, For the state's needs. Ha! ha! my shining pets, I pleaded poverty, and none could prove Ha! could they see These bags of ducats, and that precious pile Of ingots, and those bars of solid gold, Their eyes, methinks, would water. What a comfort Is it to see my moneys in a heap, All safely lodged under my very roof! Here's a fat bag-let me untie the mouth of it. What eloquence! What beauty! Could Cicero so plead? One half so charming? What expression! Could Helen look (The trap-door falls.) Ah! what sound was that? The trap-door fallen? and the spring-lock caught? Well, have I not the key? "Tis in this pocket. No. Of course I have! In this? No. Then I left it at the bottom of the ladder. Ha! 'tis not there. Where, then? Ah! mercy, Heaven! "Tis in the lock outside! What's to be done? Help, help! Will no one hear? Oh, would that I And no one in the house-no one at hand, Am I entombed alive? Horrible fate! I sink-I faint beneath the bare conception! (Swoons.) (Awakes.) Darkness! Where am I? I remember now: This is a bag of ducats-'tis no dream No dream! The trap-door fell, and here am I, Friends! Friends? I have no friends. What right have I I've toiled, and pinched, and screwed, shutting my heart Detested traitors! since I gave you all— Ay, gave my very soul-can ye do naught For me in this extremity? Ho! without there! A thousand ducats for a loaf of bread! Ten thousand ducats for a glass of water! A pile of ingots for a helping hand! Was that a laugh? Ay, 'twas a fiend that laughed Offended Heaven, have mercy! I will give In this most dreadful strait! I'll build a church A hospital! Vain, vain! Too late, too late! Heaven's cause on earth, in human hearts and homes? But must I die here-in my own trap caught? Die-die? and then! Oh mercy! grant me timeThou who canst save-grant me a little time, And I'll redeem the past-undo the evil That I have done-make thousands happy with This hoarded treasure-do thy will on earth As it is done in heaven-grant me but time! Nor man nor God will hear my shrieks! All's lost! LITTLE BENNY. A Christmas Carol. I had told him Christmas morning, "But we'll be dood, won't we, moder?" But the kitten, there before me, Sat, by way of entertainment, At the loss of such a treat, I confess I rather rudely Thrust him out into the street. |